python is the best programming langauge because it goes hisssss. do NOT reply to this post
InspiroBot™ understands how special you are.
it me, yr soft focus, low res beauty queen
Bruce Springsteen is whack and lame but also amazing and do not dare say anything bad about him or I will become the worst kind of reply guy: an old classic rock reply guy
If you can't handle me at my bungus, you don't deserve me at my chungus
The Wikipedia page for the village people is a trip
@grandpawg S Q U A D
50 yo boomer: *learns about adventure time for the first time* oh look at the Gal Pals. The platonic female friends, pinklady and vampire
A literal 6yo: oh I get it theyre lesbians
cats love boxes
Much like Cheap Trick, I'm way more popular in Japan.
blaming my divorce on identity politics
Putting Miracle-Gro on my hopes and dreams
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💙 Boss Girl In The Bed 💜
Lo Titty Oscillator
I will never run out of inspirational quotes.
every time I finish telling a Canterbury Tale at a party, Geoffry Chaucer repeats it, but louder, and immediately gets all the laughs
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i can be whatever you need, i don't mind
My love for technology is definitely unrequited
I love my enormous hair (selfie ec)
*Alkaline Trio Voice*Whatever happened to that silly dream you had?I want to make it realI'm gonna fuck your dad
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